Conversation by a British Campfire 10,000 years ago.

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‘Here Ug, what do you think of those white people?’
‘I’m sick of ’em. Coming over here with their pale skin, their pointy tools and their agriculture. Send ’em back where they came from, that’s what I say.’
‘Yeah, you’re right.’
‘Be quiet. I’m going to have a nap, or an UgKip as I call it.’

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Eamonn Murphy has published over seventy stories in small press magazines and collected them into small, cheap volumes for posterity. They are available at all good eBook retailers and libraries. In his spare time, he writes reviews for sfcrowsnest. Retired now after years of hard labour (building sites and call centres), he lives near Bristol, England, with a nice lady, a nasty Jack Russell, an untrainable loony Labrador and some ducks. He has a BA (Hons) from the Open University but very little common sense. Find out more at eamonnmurphywriter.com.

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