These political crises are getting tricky to write about? Kneegate was fairly easy. The word rolls off the tongue, like Watergate or Camillagate. But what is one meant to do with Hug-Gate. Hugate sounds like a gemstone.
In any case, it was totally unacceptable. For an older man to hug a woman and then send a text saying she’s attractive and he wishes he was twenty years younger. Unheard of in the entire history of the human race. But did he touch her knees?
Today I road on the roof of the bus to avoid any inappropriate shoulder rubbing with females. Unfortunately, a pedestrian accused me of looking down her cleavage and I was arrested anyway. The cells were already full of wolf-whistlers, knee touchers and other sex fiends so the police let me off with a caution.
There is no better time than Halloween to read Arnos Hell, a ghost story set in a call centre on the night of the 31st October. Be afraid. But not too afraid. Get it HERE.
