Yes, not only is UK paper The Daily Mail full of excellent health advice (haha) but today it has a moon landing poster with lots of information for space fans.
Fortunately, I was spared buying the thing because I get newspapers for a couple of elderly neighbours on a Saturday and my Daily Mail customer wasn’t interested in the moon.
The Daily Mail can be viewed free online – with lots of scantily clad females in the right-hand menu – but online posters are rubbish so you’ll have to buy it, or sneak into the newsagents and furtively extract the poster, but don’t do that.
The Daily Mail is rightly concerned with immigrants and house prices, and Peter Hitchens is good for a laugh. As all ex-NHS Direct workers know, their health advice is simply brilliant.
The moon landing poster is good though. My girlfriend Jill likes the moon. When it’s full her teeth grow long and she gets all hairy but I still love her.
Here’s a book with the moon. Support the small press!
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/16865
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